Of Tubelights And Whitening Creams

The conversation went as follows:

PataHai (F) (standing at the water cooler): Tubelights!!!

ILoveGayBoys (F) (ostensibly working at her desk): You look white every day.

PataHai: Lekin mein toh dhoop mein chalke aayee aaj.

ILoveGayBoys: Why did you come walking, why didn't you take the cab?

PataHai: Dekho, dekho! ILoveGayBoys ke pair mein zeher bhar gayi hai! Uske nails blue hain!!!